Winners and Losers

First over the line was Scott Cassidy No. 4495, closely followed by Paul Vernon, No 3.

Through the Killing Fields the battle for first place was closely contested.

We had wondered how the legs of Scott Cassidy had travelled from the start through hundreds of flagging eventers that on reaching the Slalom Paul Vernon was over 70 seconds ahead of Scott Cassidy.

Scott is a Scottish mountain fell runner thus his prowess on the Slalom was seen to be believed.

First lady was 279 undoubtedly leading far ahead throughout the day.

Unfortunately, another lady had mistakenly missed part of the course and arrived at the finish with the front men.

Top team was Bristol based TNT Gym Southmead.

Their top 8 guys finishing in the following order:

Again one or two Wobblemucker Wetnecks missed part of the course and came to the finish too early.

Tough Guy™ is the challenge of you against the course.  It is clearly marked and marshalled by hundreds of cadets and senior Special Forces.

We do not accuse anyone of cheating, that is everyone’s own responsibility to do as much of the course as possible.

There are No Regrets
We cannot remake history.  If you feel that you did miss a part of the course that is entirely natural.

25 year old Mantra
Spit/Curse/Scream.  Piddle up our fence.  Vow to come back to beat the bastard.

Viagra Nettle Warrior Sunday July 31st 2011

Two of the greatest stings in the world were enjoyed by thousands of Surviventurers©.

Marital sex on Sunday night blew the world’s barometer on the Richter Scale.

Stay in bed Monday More, More was sensationally  created at Tough Guy™ Viagra Nettle Warrior on Sunday 31st July 2011.

Every eventer tarried to tackle the Triffid high nettles in the early miles of the challenge.

Non stop Bashing Brutality Bending Bums through the mud, nets, barbed wire and fears of fire, height, torture chamber and underwater caverns.

Worn bodies screaming for their Cocoa Finish found a belly crawl forced by hanging deadly jellyfish stingers tempted by jelly baby fingers.

With only yards to go Up Down Up the Viagra Falls came the reality that the Triffid Jellyfish Electric Stingers had grown over the water slide where it was impossible to avoid the magnified stings.

As the brass horse was hung on necks, the strange feeling in the loins where usually Shrivelled Dicks limp into view in showers.  There were many, many sprouting rods of fleshy bone steel like, some long enough to carry 13 sparrows and on one leg.

So the homecoming triumph was crowned with a rush to take advantage of marital rights.

Ever smiling,
Mr Mouse.

The Invasion

Tough Guy™ Faithful stand firm

Our website has been sabotaged.

The Dirty Tricks Brigade are no doubt those whose greed hopes that they can claim you as customers of their clever websites pretending to be tougher cross country events than 25 year Tough Guy™ careful building, to make your adventure experience safe and healthy.

In the past 2 years they have planted virus after virus, they have spread lies and gossip which is a mirror image of their foul, vile self pitying crap lives.  We know who they are, they know who they are.  Soon you will know who they are.

Cross country running with mud, mountain and brambleis as old as athletics has been a marvellous pastime.  It is so rewarding and great, it infused Mr Mouse to bring you more with the advance of Tough Guy™.

British Athletics Clubs have a great calendar of off road events all organised by dedicated volunteers with one charitable aim Help Us Get Kids Safely off Streets and into Sport. Athletic club events are cheap and cheerful,  Support them and have not only great fun but guaranteed value for money. You also get the backing of a great British institution.

You get dedicated course management, great atmosphere, no lies and bullshit, above all your fees are all going to help the athletic clubs to provide facilities to offer all kids the opportunity to enter sport at any level and any discipline.

To find that hidden talent to be best in the world, if not the star that beats everyone.

Then to count as one who loves the sport and is happy to be one of the thousands needed to make that one star the best in the world.

Support British athletics.

Ignore these foreign invaders.

Their only interest is money.

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Ever smiling,
Mr Mouse.