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What is Tough Guy? It is the original survival ordeal, a test of physical and mental endurance
designed to
take you beyond your limits on torture rack obstacles known as The
Killing Fields, following a wild terrain warm up. It is held annually on the last Sunday in January and
July. Tough Guy is growing in popularity. January is over subscribed and overcrowded. The course is perfect with over £3 millions spent on safety and fun.
2008 Events announced for July 27th The Iron Fist, October 26th
Screwball T.H.U.G, Next winter is January 32nd 2009.
If we do find more space for more
charity events we will announce!
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Tough Guy™ News
Breaking News……Visionary
News……Illuminating News
Many men have had a vision of the past
and spent their lives in mundane pursuit of preaching to assemblies of
most times eager listeners. (Enoch Powell probably the greatest
academic mind who gave himself in later life to serve his King and
Country as a Parliamentarian. Attempting to hold English values to
England for English people, he was misquoted and his visions, many
years before his time, were used by Thatcher and subsequent
Governments in their leap forward).
Visionaries are seldom young because it
is only the wisdom of age that can give the mind, Sage qualities.
The preacher with his power of good
that is extolled is oft times drowned by hecklers and adversaries,
whose passion is to kill the icon. The Devil works on sweet tunes to
the adversaries.
God works in mysterious ways to give
goodness its opportunity.
Many people today are in hopeless
despair that Anarchy and Evil are swamping the lives of the Goodness
People, so much that 200,000 have emigrated in 2006. Disgusted that
the values of our life have been washed away by bureaucrats from
Brussels and Parliament who are convinced that they must invent 10 new
laws before breakfast to disturb/repair that which didn’t need fixing
in our lives.
The police have resigned from their
time honoured duties, the RSPCA have abandoned the animals ‘en masse’,
all of them bowed by bureaucracy, controlled by their pay packet job.
So will the emigrants find a new
world? Or will they go on wandering like the lost tribes of ancient
mythology? Other countries do not welcome strangers who no doubt will
try to alter their culture.
What about the elderly and vulnerable
they have left behind?
In the wars between 1914 and 1945 men
sang ‘There’s no place like home, Boy. There’s no place like home’.
Thus I believe that strong communities
like Tough Guy™ can break and make a difference to the way forward,
out of the mire and into the great world of a better place to live in
honour of those who gave their lives in wars past, the elderly who
love their country and our next generations whom we owe a debt to make
good.
Avoiding Death
No one can avoid death of your human
body.
The universe is vast and will never
reject a noble spirit. The body and the spirit are joined together in
this wonderful world that we all strive to love and enjoy.
Death is fate, your ticket is booked.
By meditation, you can find the platform your ticket leaves from, but
you first have to find the platform where your meditation begins!
(Read Tough Guy Mantra below).
Select any word from Tough Guy™ speak.
Use it to steel up your willpower to straighten all bends in life’s
journey.
Each day grant yourself 20 minutes of
peace.
Lie on a hard floor, your bended arm is
your pillow.
Your knees perpendicular to your ass.
Your feet resting on a chair for
convenience.
Darken the room – cut all sounds to
silence.
Close your eyes and gaze at the
disappearing white dot.
Think from your toes of each bone in
singular passing up through your body to the very tips of your
fingers.
At each bone repeat your mantra word.
As the 20 minutes pass, you will awake
resplendent and refreshed.
After 2 weeks of practice you will
adopt this magical 20 minutes each day, you won’t need a clock.
So live your life to the full, do what
you enjoy, push your body and spirit to the limits and beyond. You
will survive, if you don’t your platform has arrived.
Mr Mouse has in his wonderful life been
to Hell and back a number of times. He once held hands with the Devil
for 5 years (by golly, it was hot with all the Devil’s enjoyable
goodies). He has looked Death in the face and beat the life out of
the bastard on several exciting trips.
But he is here today telling you these
wisdomic stories.
Tough Guy™, you have a mission.
To enter you have to sign that you
deliberate your mind and body to withstand any physical and mental
pain barrier which Tough Guy™ imposes.
Tough Guy™ has a mission to batter your
physical ability to the very shreds of your endurance.
To take you to the knife edge of death
and as you balance on the pinnacle you can see the vision of that
better world in Heaven. But ‘Wait On’ shouts one of God’s consorts.
‘You are too early, you are not yet reserved your platform ticket. Go
back to the world, enjoy and multiply the goodness’.
We here at Tough Guy™ recognise this
trip you are teetering on, we grab ya, smack some life back into your
bloodstream with a bit of roughage.
You awake and find yourself a blooded
Tough Guy™. You have commenced your learning that Tough Guy™ has a
mission to make the world a better place for our own kids and the kids
around us. For one day we all will be old, frail and grateful, that
we taught the young people the love of honouring their elders.
Comparing Costs of Entry Fees
There is no comparison with Tough Guy™
High Standards
Tens of thousands of restaurants
together with tens of thousands of hotels with restaurants compete
daily for high standards.
Each also measures to a price per
service to reflect their efficiency and deliverance.
Rick Stein in Padstow is an experience
of very high standard and is pretty permanently booked at an average
£100 per meal.
Raymond Blanc, Le Manoir, Oxfordshire
is an iconoclastic experience and ‘deux chevaux’ gastronomic
enjoyment. The cost is immaterial for this unique class of food.
Don’t go there if you are on a budget.
Tens of thousands of Running, Xtreme
venture, Triathlon events etc compete for high standards and
competitors costs are from the drop of a hat run around the track £5,
to £145.00 for a swim, bike, run around London.
Only one Tough Guy™ event in the whole
world offers you an unforgettable experience in the Safest most Dangerous Sport
.
The cost of this experience is a gift
for such wealth that you acquire from the experience.
In the words of a South African visitor
Penny Godfrey:- 'As I and my partner hand in hand approached the
finish line the emotions that ran through my body was incredible, I
couldn't help but cry.
Afterwards, I was on such a high - no
drug could ever provide what I was feeling naturally! It was like for
the first time in my life every single cell in my body had woken up!
It's only when you break out of the mould you've created for yourself
and extend beyond what you think you can do, that you realise you are
capable of anything. Now I know for sure that I have the mind power
and physical strength to do anything I want, I will no longer sweat
the small stuff'.
Philosophy of Tough Guy™
Tough Guy™ is you looking at yourself.
How you always wanted to be
How you were, how you are
How you will be…be…be.
New for January 2009 SKY WALK
BRIDGES
These will enable the countryside
horror route to be extended by 3 miles before hitting the Killing
Fields.
As we surface from our pods where we
have flopped out our exhaustion, follow my 2007 mighty step forward
our eyes are gazing at the scene of beauty in Death Valley.
The sounds of your fun and fear are
still ringing around as the horses graze the tasty nibbles of fresh
shoots.
Had Tough Guy™ been a week later the
gales of snow have only scratched us but certainly it is a wind chill
factor that would have crumbled the weak.
Even though it was sunny and warm on
Sunday 27th January there were still a lot of hypothermia
especially amongst the younger competitors and slower girls.
Training For Toughguy™?
Take the gypsy warning that hypothermia
does not take prisoners. Pneumonia and death are lurking in the
shivers of the unready.
Make it an essential part of your
training. Wear a hat, socks, gloves and willy warmer – covering the
extremities of your body where the warmth leaks out. You must carry a
rucksack with an extra layer or two.
We have lost 5 Tough Guy™s in extreme
training in less than 5 years!! Here at Tough Guy we have all safety
factors in place. Out there is high risk.
The Safest Most Dangerous Sport
Worldwide fame has arrived, you are
part of it.
Enjoy the adrenaline thrills, boast
with confidence that you were here and completed 90% of the course.
You have piddled up our fence and will come back to take up the
challenge.
Live TV
This is our next venture. Practise your extreme efforts as
professional Tough Guy™. Look good without glaring at the camera.
There is a 30 second delay whence a Producer decides to cut out the
Posers.
Cost of Entry Fee
Nothing in this world compares with the
mighty Tough Guy™ course. The building of it, the maintenance, the
rebuilding and creation elements can only be, because a permanent
construction staff are in paid jobs.
Summer Tougher Nettle Warrior XI
Eleven years ago the shout for a second
helping of Tough Guy™ grit, spit and shit in your eye brought the
brilliant idea of replacing ice freeze with Nettle Torture.
Secondly, the entry level has grown to
its new climax of being sold out
SO ENTER EARLY.
We do limit entry levels because greed of tens of thousands would ruin
the glory of Tough Guy™. Bottlenecks ain’t good.
The support staff medics, marshals,
divers, security are hard pressed and more would need more if we
accepted more entries.
New for Summer
Zip wire Descent, Coal Shuttle Descent, Stair and Straw Diving descent
from the new sky walks.
Behemoth Blarney Stone
The Behemoth is being reconstructed to greater levels of fear in the
air.
Vietcong Tunnels
A new screaming cavern of
blackness will be added to get lost in.
Sky Walks
New sky walks will be constructed to allow a pre tour of Tough Guy™
and add 3 miles of countryside terror.
Photos
Keep looking, the photos are going up
on screen. Yours will appear soon.
DVDs
The first production DVDs will be sent
to the first orders within 7 days.
Yours will follow.
If you haven’t ordered yet – it is 3
hours of glorious Tough Guy™ thrills to sit with a beer and your
mates, who ain’t yet done what you have done.
* Press and Media Photos available
courtesy of Mike King, freelance journalist.
* Finish Order Results to be published
before weekend.
* No one completed the course in its
entirety.
Question to the true line of Tough Guy™
completion:
New Leopard Tiger – Did you forward
roll downstairs diving to Hay Bed?
Yes
q No q
Behemoth – Did you cross the single
rope monkey style or did you use
foot and hand rope?
Yes
q No
q
Sky Walk – Did you climb the helicopter
ladder? Walk the single plank?
Yes q
No q
Did you forward roll downstairs diving
to the Net 14 metres
below? Yes
q
No q
Underwater Cavern – Did you full dive
the passage
through?
Yes q
No q
Or did you duck and
dive?
Yes q
No q
Dragon Pool – Did you cross single top
rope monkey style all of the
way? Yes
q
No q
The answer is a lemon – you enjoyed the
day. We gave you the medal, did you get the T shirt?
You
and
us know what you did
and we all love Brother Toughigus and January 32nd 2009.
DVDs
available NOW.
Photos
on website similar posting up.
Lost Property
Lost Brown North Face Jacket
This was inadvertently left in the
changing barn by a worthy pupil of Wilson’s School.
It must have been taken by mistake.
Would you please return it to c/o John Molyneux, Wilson’s Mollison
Drive, Wallington, Surrey SM6 9JW.
Postage and packing will be refunded.
Shorter Sweeter 2008
Magnificent - Vito Graffagnino first
home in 55 minutes – Magnifico
Tough Guy™ success is a marvellous
accolade for all.
Competitors from all over the world
flock to experience this phenomenal event taking place in the Valley
of Death and Beautiful Dreams at Old Perton.
The magnificent message of Tough Guy™
is now being spoken in thousands of cities, towns and homesteads
worldwide. Canada, USA, Brazil, Portugal, Europe, Asia, Aussie and
the Far East all would like to build a Tough Guy™ course to snake out
the message.
Unfortunately, the immediate neighbours
of Tough Guy™ are no longer happy with
So January 27th 2008 was 15
minutes shorter in the leg stretch prior to the Tough Guy™ ordeal.
A very small insignificant individual
or two have complained bitterly and threatened to boycott.
My reply is either toe the line with
your boots blacked, on feet with heels together and your back
straight, eyes forward by February 29th. oO
suffer the ignominy of being cast out of Tough
Guy™ news and contact database.
Enough said.
Future
We have plans to build sky walks around
the perimeter of Tough Guy™ Killing Fields.
This will enable contestants to have a
preview look at what is in store for them whilst the fast legs can
stretch Tough Guy™ competitors snake and add an extra 15/20 minutes to
their leg room.
The phenomena of 3000 finishers in
under 2 hrs 40 minutes has its roots in the expansion of the Tiger,
the Paradise, the Underwater Cavern and other Tough Guy™ assaults NO
BLOODY BACKLOG QUEUES!
It is also down to the tremendous
fitness of competitors in general. This is a WOW factor that can only
relate to the influence of Tough Guy™ philosophy of All Body Exercise
Training which will surely give humankind a happier healthy longer
life. Giving inspiration and a window of opportunity to Couch
Potatoes and Yobs on Street Corners that is not related to
materialism, but is equal opportunity to all.
Barabbas
Barabbas grinned as he was chosen for release whilst Jesus was
crucified.
Barabbas got the salt mines.
The deeper ya dig, you go blind and never come out.
Barabbas survived even that. He was a Tough Guy™.
Toughibuddy Feast of Friends.co.uk opens the window of success to even
Barabbas who would
certainly start in the squad from Hell, "Bollocks To You".
However, by joining Toughguy™ the rouges an robbers can find salvation
and continue
better society for our future generations. Remember Australia started
with convicts from England!
Tough Guy™ is a sort of stately salt mine where we drag the dregs of
society kicking and screaming
into the mainstream society. Some do take the window of opportunity,
losers get trampled by the good guys
Stair
Diving
The Bended Arm Challenge for
Toughest Guy™
Sunday 27th January 2008
We have erected 3 x 45o
angle stairways which are 40 feet high with space for over 20
contestants all at the same challenge time to follow Tough Guy™
Training instructions. To dive, Forward Curl Up Like A Hedgehog Roll,
Downwards and land in a big bucket of nice soft hay (NOT A SINGLE DIVE
WAS RECORDED!)
Who To Try In July?
The Media of the World
ALL
of the best news agencies in the world are here to film and photo
YOU in action, in blood, in panic, in agony, in fear, in the shit,
in screaming hypothermia.
By reading this you have submitted that
your photo/pic can be splashed across the front page of any newspaper
in the world or on any breakfast TV station in each and every country.
We have desperate requests to franchise
Tough Guy™ to Germany, Italy, Japan (we own Tokyo anyway, we won it in
July 2007).
North America – Boston, California,
Denver
Canada – Alberta
South America – Brazil
Portugal – Pedro Gonzales (believe me)
Britain is the home of Tough Guy™ and
any World Series challenge will finalise here.
Tough Guy™ Sunday 32nd
January 2009 Entry
Fees
We
have spent the year and a few hundred thousand Quids on refurbishing
and widening the obstacles to take an extra few hounoured competitors.
Corporate Donations
Tough Guy Limited is a commercial
company Chainganged to the VAT Master Race.
You could however join up to raise funds
for The Horse Sanctuary/School for Unfortunate Children charity no.
1102444.
You pledge to raise £1000 with an
upfront donation of £250.
This gets you into the Special Forces
team, an elite group of Guys and Goys who gain the whole world of Mr
Mouse Farm wrapped around them.
Have
You Got What It Takes To Be A member of
Toughguy™ Special Forces
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The War To End All Wars Draws Closer
Tough Guy™ is the place for nations to do
battle.
Ordinary, everyday Joes can show their national pride in being a Tough
Guy™ above all.
Tough Guy™ war has been declared on the American Armed Forces.
See Picture Link below News published in the American Forces official
newspaper of Stars and Stripes.
Tough Guy™ licked the Germans, the Japs and the Italians.
The odd Russian went home with his tail beneath his Cossack.
So now to the Battle Gauntlet for Yankees.
2008 Challenge was accepted by Air
Commandos who finished a respectable 44th overall position the
experience will bring them back with a stronger challenger for next
year if they learn stair diving and bootlace hanging.
Toughguy™ Insurance with
Sportscover Direct
Covering your ass’ with a personal accident/injury/virus
insurance has a lot of sense. If you enter other events thro’ the year
then it is well worth taking out an annual policy.
We are told that you can take out insurance the day before, indeed on the
morning of the event by the magic of the Internet. This surely helps the
disappointment of not being able to compete after all of the training,
plus if you did have a bad fall thro’ your own fault, then the worries of
paying your bills is not there.
For as little as £7.00 for one day cover.
Now contact: Sports cover Direct
Tel 0845 120 6400 or Fax 0845 120 6401 or the simple way
click the picture below to take you to the Sportscover direct
website
Yohimbé – Translation
It is an ancient war cry of African tribes, in their effort to antagonise and strike fear into the enemy. Listen carefully to the Zulus as they overcome Rourke’s Drift. Yohimbé, translated says:‘My Dick’s bigger than yours’.
How else could a bunch of men in skirts beat Stanley Baker, Michael Caine, James Booth and that great team?
ESPN
The internationally
respected sports channel ESPN were at Tough Guy in January, CLICK
HERE to see their excellent coverage of Tough Guy. Whilst
ya in the surfing mood why not take a look at YouTube
where loads of Tough Guys have created some great home grown mini movies of
the event. For example take a look at a cracking movies created
and posted on YouTube
by Tough Guy Alex "Pricey" Price.
For the 1st time in 22 years of Tough Guy,
Mousa has created a 3rd event!! You heard it here first! Extreme Charity Event organised for all charities at Tough Guy. All charity fundraisers are invited to the world famous fields of Tough Guy on Sunday 26th October 2008 for a dedicated event.
This prestigious world popular Extreme World Survival Event celebrating 22 years now open
exclusively to charity fundraisers. So your bruises are going a
marvellous shade of yellow, your cuts are scabbing over nicely,
you might be able to salvage half your toe nails; inside you
have the satisfaction that you withstood the worst that Mousa
and his Mouse Squad could throw at ya...and you came close to
beating him and being able to call yourself a Tough Guy! So of
course you will sign up for Nettle Warrior and Winter Tough Guy
2008 - but is that enough to feed the appetite? Time to raise
some SERIOUS cash for good causes.
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Uber Nettle Stings - well its not
called "Tough Guy" for nothing. We cultivate Giant
Nettles especially for the Summer Tough Guy event, but due to
the exceptionally warm winter we are all enjoying they are back!
BONUS! We hear you cry all the tortures of
a Winter Tough Guy with the added pain thrill of a Summer Nettle
Warrior. You will be pleased to hear that this SummerCrop of Tough Guy strength Nettles are meaner, taller and packed with more groin girding venom
than ever before!
Why not get sponsored 50p per sting (willy specials @ 75p); if you are
not Tough enough then consider purchasing a Tough Guy Willy
Warmer which will also double up as body armour for your Crown
Jewels.
Win a special edition shirt for photo of most stung body.
See Skonie’s nettle advice...
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