Mr Mouse Membership Club
Mr Mouse Pilgrimage Members Club
Welcome from Mr Mouse and the Merceedees who make it all happen for you.
MEMBERSHIP COSTS A ONE-OFF DONATION OF £5.00 This fee covers your yearly membership plus post & packaging of your first FREE Gifts :-
FREE GIFT – Gillette Battery Operated Razor With over one months shaving following Mr Mouse whisker softener interchangeable blade. ** For the ladies who don’t want the Gillette razor you get a woolly mascot **
FREE GIFT – Vintage Tough Guy® Tshirt Randomly selected to your size from our 30 year selection of fabulous Tough Guy® Prints.
To sign up to the Members Club and receive your free intro gifts by post please donate £5 to www.charitygiver.com/charity/ths. Please state your shirt size.
Fundraise For Extra Gifts : Open your fundraising page, tell your story and your personal statistics, your shirt size, male, female, transgender, birth date, photograph, tick your welcome box to attract a matching mate. Ask for a donation to Mr Mouse personal desires for helping those less fortunate with great gifts to come as your fundraising pot grows.
Here we list all of the benefits, some are immediate whilst some are of our great plans to bring everyone together as family pilgrims to the shrine of Tough Guy® here amidst Horses, animals and wildlife in the Valley of Kings and Beautiful Dreams. Please click to read the fabulous history which has been researched by Mr Mouse - https://www.nearestplacetoheaven.co.uk/single-post/2017/03/24/HISTORICAL-OWNERSHIP
The Objectives :-
You will also read of some fantastic hopes for the future which Mr Mouse plans for you to come and enjoy.
Superbly we are canvasing amongst our local 50,000 houses to offer you a bed and breakfast weekend at reasonable cost.
Free to download photographs of you in action with a sponsors name along the bottom.
A Dry Robe style with Tough Guy® Logo and your name at a reasonable costs.
A choice of wearable kit at cost prices. ‘Limited Edition clockwork orange beasty bung ho’ see attached exclusive Mr Mouse Special Forces arm badges, see design attached.
Offers from your favourite daily newspaper/magazine delivered to your door at reduced prices.
Bush Tougher Trial
A dating club where you can match up with a near faultless matching system to share friendship and exchange holiday visits to over 60 different nations.